appeale: (i could write the book on disappointment)
ℛudbeckia ∂e ℬorgia. ([personal profile] appeale) wrote2024-09-19 12:33 pm

WCB █ inventory.

✓ = available
✗ = not for trade
blank = no longer has
REGAINS
WALKIE-TALKIES — A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
CROWBAR — Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
HEAVY-DUTY FLASHLIGHT — Perfect for ghost hunting!
THE ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A FACE — Mysteriously is not actually a face, only appearing as one.
BLACK BRACELET — A bracelet made out of large black gems strung together.
CUP NOODLE — The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious curry variety.
CLOAK — It's not magical in any way, but it might make you feel like it.
TERA SHARD — A shard of iridescent white crystal. It shines with many colors when you hold it up to the light.
ALCHEMY GLOVES — A pair of white gloves with an intricate design printed on each palm.
WILLY'S STEAMBOAT — Not to be confused with Steamboat Willy, this is a tiny black-and-white toy boat that's perfect for the tub. Toot, toot!
GLASS SLIPPER — Just one of them. It doesn't fit you.
GUNPLA KIT — A model kit for a replica of a giant robot.
SIMPLY MINT — The great taste of orange juice and mint, together at last in one convenient bottle!
ASSEMBLED GUNPLA — A completed miniature replica of a giant robot. Not bad for a first attempt!
BOTTOMLESS CANTEEN — A military-issue metal canteen. It contains an endless amount of water.
FLOWER OF GLORY — A wreath of flowers, woven with golden roses and dazzling gemstones.
ORNATE KEY — A fancy golden key that doesn't seem to unlock anything.
RUBBER DUCKY — You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
DANCING BROOM — Once released, this animate broom proceeds to go about one specific housekeeping task without end, whether it's needed or not. Do not attempt to destroy.
OFFICIAL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ACTION FIGURE — Does not actually fly, but sometimes you swear it's not where you left it last night.
AN ENTIRE PUMPKIN — What?
FRIDGE POETRY KIT — Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!
POKEFLUTE — Soothing, yet somehow makes it impossible to sleep.
WEDDING RING — A thin gold ring with delicate engravings around the band.
POPORI PLUSH — This raccoon-like creature is perfectly soft and fluffy. Comes in various sizes!
EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH — A dark-red T-shirt. It's edible, and tastes like bacon.
POPPED CORN — A single kernel of salty-sweet kettle corn. It remains pleasantly warm and crunchy until consumed.
HOLIDAY SWEATER — Dear god this thing is tacky, but it's fluffy and warm.
CITRUS BLAST — A small orange box featuring a big red button and several radiation symbols. Pressing the button results in a harmless flash and mushroom cloud, but anyone withing five feet of the detonation smells like citrus until they've thoroughly showered several times.
MINAZUKI DUO COMPLETE WORKS FOR VIOLIN AND PIANO — A CD featuring classical music performed by a husband-and-wife duo with a familiar name.
SMILE DIP — A sugary treat banned in most civilized locations! Don't eat more than one serving at a time.
THERMOS — It's a Thermos. Good for storing soup and other warm fluids.

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